Free long term care insurance quote

Posted on August 31st, 2007 | No Comments »
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Best countries to live in

Posted on August 20th, 2007 | No Comments »
Categories: Best Places to Live, Best Places to Retire, Best countries to live in, Retire Overseas, Retirement Planning, Where to Retire

What are the best countries to live in?

If you live in the US and are getting ready to retire, you may not want to stay in the US for your retirement. And that’s understandable.

But not every country is friendly towards Americans and that is understandable too. So if you want to get away and find a location overseas then check out the US State Department’s own website for more information about countries all over the world.

http://www.state.gov/countries/

It has an A-Z listing of all the countries but the best section that you’re going to want to visit over and over again is the background notes. It has notes about each country.

“These publications include facts about the land, people, history, government, political conditions, economy, and foreign relations of independent states, some dependencies, and areas of special sovereignty.”

So check it out when you want to learn more about the best countries to live in.

-Adam

UPDATE: You can get free “Best Country to Live and Retire Reports here:

www-bestplacestoretire.com/mexico.html

www-bestplacestoretire.com/uruguay.html

www-bestplacestoretire.com/argentina.html

www-bestplacestoretire.com/ecuador.html

www-bestplacestoretire.com/honduras.html

Funny joke about retirement income

Posted on August 16th, 2007 | No Comments »
Categories: Retirement jokes

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few days, a young, attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks. She said she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week.Doris showed her the house, and they agreed to start straight away.

“There’s just one problem,” explained the model. “Because of my job, I have to take a bath every night, and I notice you don’t have a bath.”

“That’s not a problem,” replied Doris. “We have a tin bath out in the yard, and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water.”

“What about you’re husband?” asked the model.

“Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,” replied Doris.

“Good,” said the model. “Now that’s settled, I’ll go to the studio and see you tonight.”

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping her clothes, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair. The model noticed Doris’s staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity, and he did not believe her.

“It’s true, I tell you!” said Doris. “Look, if you don’t believe me, tomorrow night I’ll leave the curtains slightly open, and you can peek in and see for yourself.”

The next night, Fred left as usual, and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her. Doris looked toward the curtains and pointed toward the model’s naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and, wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.

Later, Fred returned and they retired to bed.

“Well, do you believe me now?” she asked Fred.

“Yes,” he replied. “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?”

“Just to show you the difference,” answered Doris. “But I guess you’ve seen me millions of times.”

“Yes,” said Fred, “I have — but the rest of the dart team hadn’t.”

:o)

Have a great day!

-Adam

Funny retirement joke

Posted on August 16th, 2007 | No Comments »
Categories: Retirement jokes

Here’s something to look forward to in retirement…

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”

“What do you mean?” asked the second guy.

“Well,” replied the first. “I can barely remember the last time I got aroused in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!”

“Healthier? How is that?” his buddy wondered.

“Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she’d get these terrible headaches.” he answered. “Now that we’re older, she hasn’t had a headache in years.”

Have a great day.

-Adam